THE ADULT’S GUIDE TO GETTING DOWN

FIREHOSE ORGANIZED CHAOS EDITION

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Mastering Flow State, Forgiveness …SACRIFICE | PAIN | SUFFERING (It’s all part of the equation) … Completing, Giving, and Stewardship 🎶

Collector of Gurus, Tips on Life, and Art | BSME, Consulting, Writer, Senior Software Automation Engineer for HR @ EA

Hyper Focused on Self → Family → Tribe → World Peace

Automation Engineer

Mechanical Engineer

EA Veteran

13 years pre-EA (Accenture, Avanade, founder mode) → 14 years at EA Sports & HR Ops

WHAT I DELIVERED:

First ten years, one month, and four days: One of three imagination founder data engineers of EA Sports Global Analytics & Insights Platform. Built the abstract base tables, reporting layers, and executive dashboards that turned raw player data into repeat-spend intelligence across every single title.  Even vetted the analysts personally. EACH OF THEM.

Last three years, four months: Designed and shipped production air-gapped RPA tooling for HR that audits manual operational tasks (eyes on OLD SCHOOL WAY), retention award audit, background check decision matrix automated, and cross-system employee data — never touching the public internet. I turned hours of manual processing into minutes of babysitting rock-solid automation programs and reviewing perfectly dialed-in audit reports that spit out exact action items to fix. 20K+ hours saved annually. Zero cloud. Zero leaks. Audited and loved by Global Audit, Legal, and Security. 20K is VERY CONSERVATIVE.  CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE