THE STAKES ARE HIGH

LIFE

Very Fragile and Resilient….

You are about to read what is possible from a PANDA

It is 2:42 AM EST. I live in St Petersburg, Florida.

DO NOT MOVE HERE AND MAKE ME MOVE

I LOVE IT HERE

DO NOT MESS IT UP FOR ME

I take care of my two very ancient parents Mama Tan and Papa Tan… and an older brother who has

VERY STRONG BOUNDARIES

DO NOT CROSS THOSE BOUNDARIES

I have six chickens and an ancient Chinese Dog name “Lao O”

After my 3rd shower of the day… AI Security is A VERY REAL THREAT.

DO WHAT YOU CAN TO HARDEN YOUR DEVICES AND THE ONES YOU HOLD MOST PRECIOUS. DO THAT NOW!

I use Brave Browser, MalwareBytes, and LastPass…. VPN is assumed.

I will put the fear of God to you now so that you understand just how evil the world really is that is hidden in the shadows. You can imagine all you want… here is my AI’s version and I am sure you could come up with your own worst case scenario right?

THE ADULT’S GUIDE TO GETTING DOWN

FIREHOSE ORGANIZED CHAOS EDITION

(Read at your own peril)

Mastering Flow State, Forgiveness …SACRIFICE | PAIN | SUFFERING (It’s all part of the equation) … Completing, Giving, and Stewardship 🎶

Collector of Gurus, Tips on Life, and Art | BSME, Consulting, Writer, Senior Software Automation Engineer for HR @ EA

Hyper Focused on Self → Family → Tribe → World Peace

Future Comic?

I love comedy and at the core… It was comedy that brought me closer to faith and humanity…

GOD IS A COMEDIAN… AND WE ARE THE PUNCHLINE…

When I am having a really bad day it gets to the point where things are comical. I look up at the sky and say. Really God… Sort of like Billy Bob Throton did when he was driving to FT Worth in Landman. It was in the last episode of Season 2 I believe. Phenomenal show. I can’t say it highly enough. Worth buying and owning.

If that doesn’t work… I go to my passion… Music…. Here are just some of my favorite tracks. As a former DJ in college… I played everythingAnd I mean everything… You see… I had so many tools up my sleeve to always control my emotions, my words, my actions

If you’ve been playing along and clicking my links I’ve embedded I pray this all puts you in a damn fine mood… Songs you know and some you haven’t I have a very m wide range of music and knowledge… I’ve lived my life to the fullest and THE BEST HAS YET TO COME! PBD says THE FUTURE LOOKS 🔆 AND HE’S RIGHT…. IT IS BRIGHT BECAUSE YOU ARE IN MY LIFE… YOU MOVE TOUCH AND INSPIRE ME TO BE A BETTER MAN… A BETTER SON… AND HOPEFULLY SOONER THAN LATER… A BETTER HUSBAND.. AN AMZING DAD… AND TO THOSE I HAVEN’T MET…

I can’t wait! When you need that pick me up… When you’re having a bad day… You come here to this page… Have a great laugh listen to my tunes… And participate in life… We are all family here… A tribe of pandas… Go watch some panda videos…. Go to a comedy show.. Hang out with friends… Get off your damn phone and go touch grass.. Walk… Go collect your gurus like me… Go paint… Walk on the beach and let the sand run through your toes… Go find a bite to eat at a place you never tried before.. But don’t get into debt…

DEBT IS DUMB AND CASH IS KING… DAVE RAMSEY TAUGHT ME THAT… AND HE WILL TEACH YOU… YOU OUT IN THAT EFFORT… NOW LETS GET BACK TO MY STORY.. JUST A QUICK PICK ME UP.. 🎤

I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR the impact I make on others. I own it all… And when I mess up… I say I’m sorry… Who have you not said I’m sorry to and you’ve been putting it off? Yeah you… Why not? Completing the past is like purging old clothes and home items you haven’t used in decades…

It piles up and causes some COUNTRY CLUTTER… 😆😆😆WHICH REMINDED ME OF A TRIP IN GATLINBURG TENNESSEE… I WAS WITH MY AMAZING FRIENDS AND HER PARENTS…

Hey Wilma…. What honey… I see your house… WHERE… RIGHT THERE… IT’S CALLED COUNTRY CLUTTER! Unfortunately the store is closed permanently due to the storms from 2025. I pray those involved are blessed and supported 🙏😇

Now can you imagine how that landed… The feelings I hurt… SYKE! WE ALL DIED LAUGHING. EYES WATERING….. AND THEN IT HAPPENED.

WHAT’S THAT SMELL… THERE IS A SMELL AND IT SMELL LIKE SHEEET

Farts are like butt jokes we all have em some stink some are slightly stinky…

Some are loud and proud while other are silent but violent…. You know when someone sneaks up on you and then it’s like 🙄🙄😶🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮😵‍💫😵‍💫😳😳😳😵😵😵… WHAT CRAWLED UP YOU’RE BUTT AND DIED… AND WE’RE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR TOO… 🤦🤦🤦🤦COME ON MAN!!! YOU COULDN’T HOLD IT! 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮ANOTHER ONE! WTF 🤮🤮💩💩💩💩CHECK YOUR PANTS SON!